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Modern Times – The Red Queen Effect Part 1

“Modern Times” is a masterpiece by Charlie Chaplain. He had the ability to force one to laugh or cry without one having any choice in the matter. The first few minutes of the movie I was literally falling over from laughter.

Charlie’s character is a cog in a large machine, impersonal and inhuman. He performs repetitive and monotonous duties in the name of the organization and the ‘greater good’. When I first watched the movie I laughed well, because, we are no longer in such times, right ?

Wrong. The Red Queen effect is at play – We are running so very fast but actually staying in the same place. Equilibrium will always be maintained no matter the cost. Our present times are very much the same as Chaplain’s movie except disguised somehow, Our nice little cage has IKEA furniture, a 52″ Plasma TV and a foot massager but we’re running even faster on our little treadmills..

People perform monotonous duties daily with little challenge. Even people who believe they have challenging jobs with variations in instructions, duties and projects are kidding themselves.

No matter the change and variation you are still a drone waking up early to do business, having your Low GI breakfast, packing your protein shake / lunch / money for the day and synchronizing your calendars while you go wait in the traffic (GREEN MEANS GO, AMBER MEANS BLOODY WATCH OUT YOU CRAZY BASTARD, and RED MEANS STOP)

I even think it’s worse than we feared. In “Modern Times” there is a whip, there is Big Brother watching and shouting at you if you slack off. Now it is survival of the fittest, you be your own whip. If you don’t have the ambition after high school no one is going to push you, you can go be a failure who lives in the streets…

These whips are forever in our heads now. Anxiety, Depression, Stress are byproducts of such mental conditioning that Capitalism has delivered.

The only people who do not have the whips really are the proles, the middle class, the people who seem to live a tentative life which is balanced between miniscule amounts of pleasure and larger amounts of suffering living out the biological programming AKA the rat race.

What is the solution ?  I don’t know. Don’t look at me, I’m going to go have my Protein shake and hit the Gym while i check my email on my mobile and prepare for tomorrows meetings and maybe squeeze in some Two and a Half Men before i go sleep…

Posted in Contemplation.

Wednesday

I dont like wednesdays, you don’t know if you’re coming or going. I’m waiting for the end of the week. Who else is waiting?

Posted in Uncategorized.

Nokia n95 Crapaphone

May the designer of this phone be struck down. Although it may seem that i am striking down a lot of idiots as of late believe me, this one is justified.

I got myself the Nokia N95 about two months ago and i can honestly say for the past two months i have not used any of the amazing wreath of features. Do you know why? No let me tell you why, it’s because any attempt to use the features when i need them will cut down my battery life so 0% and therefore incapacitate me throughout the rest of the day.

The whole point of the features that the N95 has is that you would like to be able to use them during the day (Checking email, using the GPS, connecting to hotspots with the WLAN for doing the latter) but if you do use these features even for a small period such as 15 – 3o minutes you will end up in a situation where you’ll be praying for the battery to last the rest of the day (and even i have to pray for that)

All in all i hope this new software update fixes this situation. I can’t believe Nokia would release this phone. Didn’t they test it for at least 24 hours and realise that the battery doesn’t last half as long?

Enough ranting and moaning: Apparently here are some wonderful tips on how to save battery life

Nine Tips to Improve Battery life

Update on Nokia N95 Software

None of these are any help because that 328% extends the 1 hour to maybe 3 hours which is still utter CRAP!

Posted in Moans & Groans.

Strike ye down!

If I had yet perfected my ability to strike people down with bolts of lightning turning them into piles of smouldering ashes, i guess there would be a few piles around today…

Whenever it rains here in South Africa people become incapable of driving, robots stop working, public workers go on strike, everything seems to fall apart. In total i think i spent over 3hours in traffic today.  On the way to a meeting it took me more than 30minutes to go 2km because of slow moving trucks; On the way back home a truck jack knifed on the highway and i had to take back routes…

One thousand years of pain to the truck drivers and to people’s who’s cars break down in the traffic when it rains!  uh huh…

Posted in General.

Saturday Chaos

I woke up today at about 3:46am with such clarity it was as if someone had poured a bucket of cold water on my head.

I think it was the weird dream i had, i was in the middle of some sort of revolution, something like equilibrium on steriods with bullets flying everywhere, lots of ugly looking guards running around just shooting everyone.

Continued…

Posted in General.

Plugin Purgatory

So I’ve downloaded every single plugin under the sun and now it’s 4:35 AM – Within 1 hour and 30 minutes i have a relatively decent but dull looking site up and going –

I figure after all this hard work i deserve a reward or something so i’m going to try and find a snack in this god forsaken place i call a room.

Continued…

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And there was light…

Well seems like this is my first blog post – Some people may be saying I’m a bit too late to be joining the so called blogging space, with people having their own blogs about what their cat did on their carpet and about how much their life sucks…

It is 3:37AM precisely and it’s a very surreal morning. I was supposed to go to sleep at around 11 but i decided to read some more of Isaac Asimov’s final book “Forward the Foundation” – It’s the upteenth time I’m reading it but the end always gets to me…

Continued…

Posted in General.